DEVIL DICTIONARY
		            
		             adj.  Composed of words of one syllable, for literary 
babes who never tire of testifying their delight in the vapid compound 
by appropriate googoogling.  The words are commonly Saxon -- that is 
to say, words of a barbarous people destitute of ideas and incapable 
of any but the most elementary sentiments and emotions.
 
   The man who writes in Saxon
 
   Is the man to use an ax on
 
                                                             Judibras